Fast Trainwreck Hippo

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Small Batch, In-House Kratom Blend!

"Fast Trainwreck Hippo" is our version of the notorious "Trainwreck" kratom blend, which refers to a robust mix of several different types of Kratom.

This blend combines:
Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da Kratom) 
Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da Kratom)
Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da Kratom)
Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da Kratom)

As you can imagine, it packs an impressive punch! Be prepared for powerful energy and elated productivity. 😃

Indefatigability & Physical Strength

Keep It Fresh

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.